He said he hadn't eaten anything in over 3 days and looked extremely
skinny and unhealthy. Then my friend offered him the rest of the sandwich
he was eating. The first thing the man said was, "We can share it."
- Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
- Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
- People like me great. People don’t like me great. As long as I like myself that all that matters.
- Thank you to every person who has ever told me I can’t. You are just another reason I will.
- I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
Enjoy whatsapp status on Friends
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