I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.
Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.
I love to go to switzerland – if only to be near my m
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Include me out.
One man is as good as another until he has written a book.
I saw a stationery store move.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.
I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I’m funny, and I’m a good person.
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