impossible to forget. I’ve been using Google for
10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky”
button. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have
one, it’s probably you. I love to walk in fog, because
nobody knows I'm smoking. I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically
off-balanced. Awesome Whatsapp Statusso you wanna argue, bring it.
I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I'm so poor that, I can't pay attention in class. Warning!!!
I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better
class of people. Save water drink beer.
- Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
- Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
- Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
- I love my job only when I'm on vacation Awesome Cool Status for
- Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
- How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
- Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
- Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
Enjoy with ftriends New Best Whatsapp status in English latest 2017.
